Текст песни Broadway Karkat - Ballad of The Corpse Party Bride (Remains of the Game)

Lyrics:

Hey! Give me a listen you corpses of cheer
Least those of you who've still got an ear
I'll tell you a tale that makes Billious cry
Of our own jubiliciously lovely Corpse Bride

Die, die we all pass away
But don't wear a frown cuz it's really okay
And you might try 'n' hide
And you might try 'n' pray
But we all end up the remains of the game
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah

Well, our girl is a beauty known for miles around
When a mysterious stranger came into town
She's a plenty good FLARPer, yet a partner she lacks
And our poor little lady, she fell hard and fast
When her Matesprit said no, she just couldn't cope
So our FLARPers came up with a plan to elope

Die, die we all pass away
But don't wear a frown cuz it's really okay
And you might try 'n' hide
And you might try 'n' pray
But we all end up the remains of the game
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah

So they conjured up a plan to play late at night
They told not a soul, kept the whole thing tight
But our heroine, elated, went to visit her beau
He didn't live far, a couple miles or so
Tiptoed up to his block, it was empty, it seemed
Save for maybe a jar of, oh say, mind honey

From the open window on the second story
On that dark foggy night at a quarter to three
She had so much to tell him, but where was he?

And then?

She called out

And then?

There in the shadows, was it her man?

And then?

Het little heart beat so loud

And then?

And then baby, everything went black...

Now when she opened her eyes she was dead as dust
Her FLARP Team was missin' and her heart was bust

So she held a grudge of revenge, so they say,
She'd waited so long just to make that bitch pay
Now her flesh and her bones are replaced with live steel
When your heart is that twisted, you sure don't wanna feel
Thankfully a mechanic is there by her side
And that's the story of our own Corpse Bride

Die, die we all pass away
But don't wear a frown cuz it's really okay
And you might try 'n' hide
And you might try 'n' pray
But we all end up the remains of the game
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah