Princess rap battle (Molly C. Quinn & Whitney Avalon) - katniss vs hermione

: Princess rap battle (Molly C. Quinn & Whitney Avalon)

K: Im Katniss and I cant miss, Im the fastest, you cant catch this
Make a last wish gonna need three cannons for this hat trick
So sick of your schtick, all I do is win, ya nitpick
Thats why Im the hero and youre just a sidekick
Pathetic and predictable Im hot on your trail
Coulda had a Viktor, but you chose ginger fail?
I bet with wands drawn, hes still just a yawn
With performances worse than Michael Gambon
Got a Nimbus up your butt? Well, lets probe deeper
Never played quidditch but you know Im a keeper
You must be drunk on butterbeer, now grab a cloak and disappear
Who wants to kick this witchs ass? Hmm I volunteer!

H: Oh, therell be no trouble cause on stage you struggle
Ill be charming and disarming while I waste this rubbish Muggle
Ill end this blasted skrewt, propaganda prostitute
Who thinks shes so cute with her Girl Scout salute
Just a tribute, cant decide which guys sweeter
Share your bread with Gale, then stuff your mouth with Peeta
How does it help the poor to start a civil war?
Your storys a bore, why dont you plagiarize more?
Its been done before, ask Dumbledore
Its Battle Royale set in 1984
And furthermore if youre keeping score thats five more points for GRYFFINDOR!

K: Ill drill this dentists daughter here in her alma mater
bout to slaughter this otter, even Potter knows Im hotter
I stomp career jocks, kick your British buttocks
For this Riddle, second fiddle, youre the Watson to his Sherlock
Turn back the clocks, tick tock, tick tock
Odds ever in my favor cause you rap like an Avox
Shock the mic like a wire, youll fry and die on a pyre
cause youre gonna get burned by the girl on fire!

H: On fire? Oh! Just like your dad
Or the hospital you visited to film a quick ad
Ive got the cortex to ace my subjects
I got that bad blood while you run with rejects
These coal miner rednecks need reality checks
Youre just another pawn in the military complex
A fashion figurehead for the underfed
Brilliant, you survived! But Rues still dead.

K: The difference between you and me is book knowledge and street smarts
Step to the Mockingjay youll end up with scar marks
Its like youre hijacked, youre mental, delirious
We find it funny, but youre dead Sirius
Im the pro with a bow and the flow to overthrow
Mr. Snow and his whole freaking reality show
Little miss perfect, but whats truly twisted
On your parents happiest day they forgot you existed

H: I bust bars like Haymitch, the smartest witch, I own this bitch
Hey, how are you still hungry in that beefcake sandwich?
Fraud wedding, fake baby, and your flames dont exist
So-called star-crossed lovers need a camera to kiss
I sling unforgettable verses like unforgiveable curses
Whats worse is your universe isnt immersive
Your glorys only temporary, your country is a mortuary
Next on your itinerary: kill yourself, eat the berries

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