Текст песни Broadway Karkat - [S] Karkat: Be A Fanboy

[Spoken:]
Fuck, that is the LAST TIME I ever host someone's wriggling day party at my place.
I'm gonna be cleaning up after Egbert and all his ilk until my eleventh sweep at this rate!
Ugh. Why are we even friends, anyway!?

Right. His taste in movies.

Well, this huge pile of DVDs isn't going to clean itself up. I might as well make this somewhat enjoyable.

[Sung:]
She's The Man, The Rebound, Hitch and Miss Congeniality
This is just the tip of the iceberg that's my menagerie
The Wedding Singer, Groundhog Day, The Princess Bride, Love Actually
Titanic, Juno, Knocked Up, She's All That, Coyote Ugly

When I was just a wriggler, my Lusus often preached
To be a skilled entrepeneur, five-figures must be reached
And whether one's collection is of stamps or coins or dolls
If you're a true enthusiast, you have to buy them all!

13 Going On On 30, What's Your Number?, Mamma Mia!
Four Weddings And A Funeral is something you should see
Along Came Polly, Wedding Crashers, Something's Gotta Give
The Cutting Edge, My Best Friend's Wedding, Sweet Home Alabama

[Spoken:]
This one's of my all-time FAVORITES!!

[Sung:]
In which the Main Protagonist sits idly till one day
He finds himself head over heels for RedRom Interest A
But RedRom Intrerest A is flushing for her Kismesis
Whose Auspicticious Moirail is the Main Protagonist

Oh!

Monster-In-Law, One Fine Day, The 40-Year-Old-Virgin
Definitely Maybe, Win A Date With Tad Hamilton
How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days, Leap Year, The Proposal
Did You Hear About The Morgans?, Kate & Leopold

[Spoken:]
Of course, I'm also rather partial to, "In Which The Hero Finds Himself Forced To Make A Big Decision About Whether Or Not He Can Commit To His Matesprit, Meanwhile, His Kismesis Has Been Putting The Moves On His Moirail And No One's Really Sure How To Feel About That But Then There's A Duel To The Death Over The Hero's Remaining Quadrants And His Matesprit Is Mortally Wounded And Her Dying Wish Is--"

AHEM.

I mean...

[Sung:]
So when it comes to romance look no further than this troll
This genre is my expertise and I am on a roll!
In fact, I think we all could benefit from my advice!

[Spoken:]
For exmaple,
Eridan and Sollux watched Pirates of the Caribbean together last week
And gave each other matching black eyes, THRICE.

And that's not even a hatedate movie.

BUT THESE ARE!

[Sung:]
Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist, My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Six Days Seven Nights, Never Been Kissed, While You Were Sleeping
10 Things I Hate About You, A Cinderella Story
She's The Man, The Rebound, Hitch and Miss Congeniality
She's The Man, The Rebound, Hitch and Miss Congeniality