Текст песни Monty Python - Mortality Bites))

There's a place you're always welcome,
It's as nice as it can be,
Everyone can get in,
'cause it's absolutely free.

That's Death!
No need to take a breath.
Just lie around all day,
With not a single bill to pay,
Hooray!

That's Death!
No more sicknesses or flu.
If you've lived beyond your means,
You can die beyond 'em too!
Boohoo!

Well the greatest and the finest,
Hummm, have already died!
Why not simply join them?
On the other side!

That's Death!
Say farewell to all your bills,
Rip up all your wills,
And pop your final pills!
Amen!

That's Death!
It's a tait-a-tait with fate.
If your not feeling great,
Then it's the best way to lose weight,
Mate!

Noting here to hurt you.
No one's here to nag!
Come die with me,
If your life's a drag!

That's Death!
That's Death!

For wealthy and well breed!
All of them are here,
And there all completely dead.
Stone Dead

That's Death!
That's Death!
No more headaches,
No more pain.
Of the millions who've died,
No one came back to complain!
Uh-huh!

You can't take it with you,
You can't keep what you've got!
So why not just lie back,
And simply rot!

That's Death!
Just simply rot!
That's Death!
It's so cool, It's hot!
That's Death!

That's Death.