Текст песни Octopimp - Everyday I'm Hussie

[Verse 1]
Who the fuck you think you fuckin’ with, I got the lips PLUS
Wake up at 8 in the evening you know I’m Drew Huss
I draw ‘em wide, I flash ‘em long, I animate (What)
I don’t procrastinate (What), I don’t procrastinate
I got these pesterlogs, I gotta dictate
All these readers fly off the handle when I update
I know KC, Ryan North, the real Ryan North
He’s my slave from henceforth
It’s more than homestuck, go read problem sleuth
That story so tasty it might give you a sweet tooth
And bard quest, and jail break
Although it’s been so long that second needs a remake
Sometimes I feel like I am done with Homestuck
I’ll kill off your favorite troll, I ain’t even give a fuck

[Verse 2]
I never ship trolls, just their death tolls
count their death tolls, count their count their death tolls!
I’m in control, I’m in control
Count their death tolls, count their count their death tolls!
Ain’t bout no funny shit still mindfang and jounrals
I’ll bet you already forgot what’s in them KERNELS
Rose and Jade who cares about them bitches?
Let’s all watch Vriska, i’m bored with both them witches!
I give ‘em flashes to make sure that they all f5
Except when sometimes I move and fry my hard drive
When I want, I make a sweet bro and hella jeff
I got the music team rockin some notes on treble cleff
less trolls, mo’ prose, mo’ clothes, this one glows!

[Verse 3]
I update my site, almost everynight (no you dont)
But getting less frequent those trolls are getting hard to write
I miss a simple time, i aint even gonna lie
When just humanimals and a steep price for pie
I wanna say goodbye, See all these readers cry
Get rid of all these fucking children in a drive by
There’ll be no 4 1 3, Forget about the 4 1 3
I’m so sick of 4 1 3, Fuck my life 4 1 3
End the comic with act 5, after that I will be free
You know that’s just my plea, come on you all agree
‘til then I work, each typing quirk
I see more text a day than your average filing clerk
I slam my FAY-GO, I’m so done you should know!
But my fanbase it grows, I just want to go