Andy Samberg: Oh dang..
Justin Timberlake:What is it dawg?
AS: I forgot its Mothers Day.
JT: Didn't get a gift for her.
AS: Other plans got in the way.
Shell be so disappointed.
JT: Damn I forgot it too.
AS: This could have been avoided.
Both: What the hell are we gonna do?

JT: My moms been so alone
Ever since my daddy left.
JT: No one to hold her tight
Life has put her to the test.
AS: I know just what you mean,
My moms been so sad and gray
JT: Word
AS: My dad cant satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.

Both: Hold up.
AS: You thinkin what Im thinkin?
JT: Im thinkin Im thinkin too

Both: Slow up
AS: What time is it dawg?
JT: Its time for a switcharoo
Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break em off
Show em how much they really mean

Cause Im a Mother Lover
Youre a Mother Lover
We should fuck each others mothers
JT: fuck each others moms
Im pushing that way where you came out as a baby
aint no doubt that shit is crazy
Fuck each others moms

Cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night
If doing it is wrong, I dont wanna be right
Im callin on you cause I cant do it myself
To me youre like a brother, so be my mother lover

AS: Im layin in the cut waitin for your mom
Clutchin on this lube and roses
JT: I got my digital camera, Im gonna take your momma through a million poses
AS: They will be so surprised
JT: We are so cool and thoughtful
AS: Cant wait to pork your mom
JT: Im gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle
Both: Shout up
JT: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Both: Straight up
AS: Give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-doggy style
Both: This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mothers Day
They have to rename this one
All up under the covers day


It would be my honor to be your new step-father
JT: It would be my

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