Текст песни I Set My Friends On Fire - The Musical

Where the fuck did my car go?!
Relax! Relax!
I just saved 50% on my baby ostrich
You are so fucking stupid
How the fuck is that supposed to help me?
At least I didn't lose my car
And I still have my baby ostrich

Ohhhhhhhhhh shit!
These fucking tacos were a bad idea
I'm never eating at that buffet again
I wasn't supposed to give birth like this
My shit's coming out where I should be taking a piss

I always knew you had my pen
I don't have your... pen?
Nabil, I'm getting very angry
If you don't give it back I'll start to cry
If I had your pen I'd stick it in your eye
You have to give it back, it means a lot to me
Geez give me a second, I have to go pee
What's more important, that or this?!
Dude chill out, I have to take a piss

BACK OFF!
Jinx, you owe me a soda
No, I don't
Yes, you do
BACK OFF!
Jinx, you owe me a soda
No, I don't
Yes, you do